hecklerandkoch:

i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day

Relapse after relapse after relapse…

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
  • tara-ka-sha:

    Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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    meowrailsprite:

    animatedcatastrophe:

    I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

    PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

    hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

    kldzbop:

    tiqhtly:

    kldzbop:

    hey what do horses eat read the first letter

    horses eat h?????

    fuck

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